Seriously, that’s a line from an actual radio commercial advertising a computer fixit service. Are you through insulting my intelligence, speedcounts.com? Because that’s a line of bullshit you’re slinging, and you know it. And I know it, too.
You should be ashamed of yourselves for approving that copy. Hell, I’ll do the exact same stuff they’ll do, AND I’ll explain what I’m doing so you can do the same thing in the future without me having to make a house call. Catch me on a good day, and all it’ll cost you is a meal. Doesn’t even have to be home cooked; you can call out for a pizza if you want.*
*This is not an advertisement for such services; I’d just rather you have your computer looked at by someone that is less condescending to you.